5 Point Plan for Campus
Ignore the "Originality" section. Don't use the same song titles as the
ones you rip off, and everything will be peachy creamy. Hope no-one notices that you have
the same haircut as your idols.
- Learn to play your instrument properly - to the extent that you probably give a damn
what "Dorian mode" actually means. Molasses were soulless rubbish. Edward Van
Halen is an uber-genius. Honest.
- Act like you actually believe your some kind of star, and not an art student working
towards a useless piece of $10000 paper. Fuckin' huge glam-rock jumps. Sunglasses. On
cloudy days. Indoors. Rockin'.
- Encourage friends to fuck up anyone your competing against. What band in their right
mind wouldn't want a random clueless shmuck for a drummer. If it don't sound like
the JJJ band du jour, it's not a real band anyhoo. Right?
- Be wacky. Everyone loves wackiness. Gimmee Gimmee Coco Pops. Hur Hur Hur Hur.